just got my eizen pitanui in the mail today and had an idea :)

fuks:

❤️‍🔥🤭🥺🙆‍♂️⚠️

relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

sn0wbro:

sn0wbro:

4chan is bad but they got some pretty funny memes sometimes

of course i can’t post this without posting the rest of the collection

wattpadfic:

when u accidentally make eye contact with someone on public transport n your eyes quickly slide to the left slide to the right take it back now yall one hop this time

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

minelskede:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

This isn’t fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?

I am down. What’s our gang name? 

^

Amazon Crime is looking for members. Comment your expertise and explain how it could revolutionise our operations.

wehingsounds:

I’m cancelling my sub

ironfist:

vilkalizer:

Oh, you think you have weapon triangle advantage, do you…?